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Scottish Tories reconsider gay marriage
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virtuallywill
offlineMemberPosted 3 years ago # -
virtuallywill
offlineMemberAlba seeing you later...
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThese are NOT real Scotsmen.
They have neither the necessary blue tinge to the skin, nor the beer guts.
Oh, and their kilts are back-to-front.
Posted 3 years ago # -
virtuallywill
offlineMemberIt is the men who are back to front, kilts in the correct order...
Posted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAh, that can happen if you turn around really quickly.
Posted 3 years ago # -
virtuallywill
offlineMemberYou need stout shoes and a strong neck.
I have never used that sentence beforePosted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberOr a stout neck and strong shoes. But that's normally just for tossing the caber.
Please note, under no circumstances should you ever ask a big hairy arsed caber tossing Scotsman if this is a euphemism. It will result in the rectal insertion of said caber.
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virtuallywill
offlineMemberI am from Edinburgh, though my bot is quite smooth. Then I would say that.
Posted 3 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI thought all Embra bots were smooth anyway. It's those west coasters that have spotty, hairy arses.
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