Several Jehovah's Witnesses were involved in a brutal clash yesterday morning when their weekly praise session was rudely interrupted by several drunken six pack wielding Football fans, draped in national flags.
Insistent knocking on the Kingdom Hall front door led senior Jehovah's witnesses being confronted with requests for them to consider joining the guys for "a quick drink or two to celebrate Easter!", they also offered the opportunity for all to read through some of the well thumbed copies of Zoo, Loaded and Nuts that they were carrying.
Tensions ran high when the elders pointed out that their time for worship had been interrupted, and "could you louts kindly go away". A statement which was greated by heckles, jeers and comments that "It's alright for you to come knocking on my door on a Saturday afternoon just as I'm settling down to watch Sky sports, so it's pay back time sunny Jim"
At this point a major theological discussion started and that resulted in several Jehovah's witnesses needing blood transfusions, if they would have been allowed them.
One man involved said "They do not observe holiday celebrations such as Christmas, Easter or birthdays, God they are missing out on all the best times to get completely out of it, and that's the Truth"
This incident has further reinforced the Jehovah's Witnesses belief that secular society is morally corrupt and under the influence of Satan, and that they should further limit their social interaction with non-Witnesses, but not to the extent that they won't bother you on a nice summer night or on Saturday mornings.