Have you noticed that whenever a probation officer, lawyer or youth worker tries to steer a young hoodlum away from a life of crime, they always say "A good looking kid like you wouldn't last long in prison, would you?"
What I'd like to know is: why oh why are so many militant homosexuals ending up in prison?
It's a long time since the days of Oscar Wilde. I'm sure you'll agree, as would many Daily Mail readers, that these days political correctness has gone too far the other way.
So, isn't it time the gay community got its act together?