LOST: Strawberry jelly in clear, Pyrex bowl, somewhere in the Kemp Town area of Brighton. Great sentimental value. Reward paid for jelly, with or without the bowl. No time wasters please.
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Posted 3 years ago #
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Think I saw it in the company of a couple of fruits clutching a bottle of sherry.
I dare say the police will have it in custardy by now.Posted 3 years ago # -
That's a mere trifle, Mr Now. Serious leads, only, please.
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Borednow? or perhaps Twookey. Don't just make a smart comment give the bloke a vote, twat face.
Posted 3 years ago #
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