thousands of Jews and Muslims willing 'to take a gamble on it'.
Who else can I upset today?
Hat-tip to screenie for mentioning bacon sandwiches.
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offlineUnregisteredThen there's Vegetarians who, I think, tend to lean t'wards the sun.
Bacon Tip:- Aldi, treacle cured British bacon. Take a Waitrose bag and you'll be fine.Posted 2 years ago # -
charlies_hat
offlineMemberClassic pub discussion #379 - which would you rather live without : Bacon sarnies or Porn?
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Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredAre we allowed to say 'black farmer'?
Thanks for the tip I shall try some.Posted 2 years ago # -
be reasonable
offlineMemberHe calls himself 'the black farmer' - (because he's the only black farmer in England, as I understand it) so I guess it's ok. Other posters might not agree, and demand that he withdraws his advertising on the grounds of racism.
Mrs R. tells me that she's partial to a black farmers sausage, from time to time. She says they're very filling.Posted 2 years ago #
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