by Prince Charles who wanted to publically reward him for upholding old traditions he wants to introduce again under his reign. However for the time being Charles granted him the freedom of football celebrity which allows you to fornicate without either the command or consent of the king, but under conditional knowledge of football fans, who pay through their nose for season tickets and newspaper articles publishing the sex affairs of their role models.
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rooney to be awarded the conspicuous gallantry medal for services to football
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