I was hurtling along the autobahn this afternoon, listening to the radio, when I suddenly started paying attention to the verses of a song that was playing. The chorus was pretty standard "just you and me la la la " stuff, but the verses were downright awful.
The DJ just said what a super recording it was, oblivious to the nightmare vision of a relationship the artist had delivered. But then the DJ was german.
As much as my brain wanted to unhear what I had heard and vomit the data from my psyche, for you, dear reader, I forced myself to memorise strings of words so I could google them and show you the full horror, so that you could form your own judgement.
Why could somebody write these words? Why could somebody sing them? How did I stop myself from crossing the central reservation into the welcoming embrace of death?
Read these words, but be warned. You will feel like a stranger on your own planet.