Not wanting to be left out of this latest forum craze of throwing one’s toys out of the pram, I was wondering if any of you would be kind enough to complete the following form, so that I may instigate a spat of my very own.
Oi <insert forum member(s) name(s) here> you complete <insert appropriate insult here>,
Where do you get off <calling me a / saying that I / insinuating that I’m (delete as applicable)> <please insert details of bone of contention here>! Well, I’ve just about had enough of your < insults / hypocrisy / whining / threats /criticism / other - please specify > and I’m not going to take it anymore.
It’s just typical of you <please insert relevant nationality/class/race/colour/creed/political view and/or sexual preference here>, always < please insert unfounded regional, racial, sexual, religious and/or socio-political stereotypical trait here>. Well, it makes me so <sick / angry / want to punch you up the bracket (delete as applicable) >.
So, if you don’t <insert details of required remedial action here (inc. necessary timescale, e.g. “right now”)>, then I’ll <insert details of appropriate punitive measure(s) here>.