After complaints from viewers, the BBC has taken the decision to subtitle Jamie Oliver's programmes so that they can be understood outside of Essex. For example:
Y'alright, gals an' geezers. (Good evening, ladies and gentlemen).
Alright - tonight we're gonna waz up some of old speckledy's lays with the yellow stuff from old Mrs Moocow. (Tonight I will demonstrate how to make a cheese omlette).
An' it's only gonna cost a half hour of your valuable time. (Please allow 3 hours for this, provided you have a fully equipped professional kitchen and an army of helpers).