A group of grandparents in London is to offer students courses in rioting, based on their own experiences in the late 60s.
One of the grandparents, Camilla Flower-Power, said: 'Look, we were the original student rioters. The London School of Economics was a hotbed of communist and left-wing activity. They no more taught economics than they did Croatian Computer Programming.
'Our course will ensure that the students grow their hair, hate the police, take loads of LSD, and shag each other senseless afterwards. I'm looking forward to demonstrating that bit with a hunky twenty year old!
'We're offering a Vandalised City & Guilds certificate in Advanced Rioting. Students will have to demonstrate a capacity not only for psychopathic violence, but for peace and love too, man. They will need to have a detailed knowledge of which flowers fit in the barrel of a gun, and be able to write anthemic songs which can be easily memorised and taken up by students in China and America.'
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John Wiltshire
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