as Libyan rebels linked to Al Qaeda. 'Colonel Gadaffi may be a megalomanic dictator, but at least you know where you are with him' says NATO chief as 'Fly Zone' established over Libya.
A crack troop of tarmaccers have been sent in to relay 'A Big Fat Airfield' so the Libyan Air Force can get flying again, and in a slightly stilted ceremony political leaders mumbled that 'they'd had a bit of a whipround' and were presenting Gadaffi with a few odds and sods of equipment to 'get him back on his feet'. The Duke of York said he was 'proud to present the keys to HMS Ark Royal' and refused to accept garlands of gratitude saying 'oh its really nothing, we had her left over and we just thought you might get a little use out of her. Anyway, least said, soonest mended. All the best for the future, and do let us know how you get on, won't you'.
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'Fly again, Fly again, Licketty Split' Zone declared
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