Red face record company bosses have pulled the superstars planned UK tour after discovering she's never had a UK number one single. In a career lasting 30 years she's managed a paltry number two for the single 'That's the way love goes' back in 1993.

They had hoped that album sales might count with the Advertising Standards Authority but her one and only number one album (Janet also in 1993) wasn't enough to save the plurally titled tour. Fans will have to wait a little longer for a carefully contrived wardrobe malfunction.
