A movie of 70's TV favourite The Professionals is to be made this year. We have seen an advance copy of the script.
Cowley: Alright Bodie and Doyle, we need to get after the gang fast!
Doyle: We're on our way, sir.
Bodie: Yeah, and with shooters.
Cowley: Put that back, Bodie.
Bodie: Put it back sir? Why?
Cowley: Health and safety - someone may get hurt if you use that.
Bodie: With respect, sir, that's the idea.
Cowley: And if that happens, we'll be sued for millions. With the cuts, we can't afford that.
Doyle: It's OK, Ray, we'll just have to give 'em the good old 1-2.
Cowley: And no violence either! It's a bad example to children, and it may result in a law suit against us.
Doyle: So how can we stop them, sir?
Cowley: You'll have to use reason and influence.
Doyle: Against terrorists carrying a bomb??
Bodie: Come on, mate, we'll lose them otherwise. The Capri's outside.
Cowley: If you use the Capri, make sure you stick to the Highway Code and the speed limits.
Bodie: But sir, we always go as fast as we can, and preferably sideways, so we get good action shots.
Cowley: And you ruin a perfectly good set of tyres as you do it, which costs this department a fortune! If you can't drive sensibly, you'll have to go by bus. Oh, and before you leave, gentlemen, you'll need to fill in these forms - personal indemnity, third party insurance, risk assessment, project plan, equalities assessment...
Movie of The Professionals to be made
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A movie of 70's TV favourite The Professionals is to be made this year. We have seen an advance copy of the script.Posted 2 years ago #
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