Anarchists have infiltrated the royal wedding by getting William Hague to organise it, it emerged today.
A spokesperson for the anarchists, Ann R Kist, said: 'What a result! This is the perfect way to foul the thing up completely, with the whole world watching. They're doomed - doomed, you hear me!'
But this was strenuously denied by Mr Hague himself. 'I have the whole thing completely in hand,' he insisted. 'William will arrive at Westmoreland cathedral by ejecting from a jet aircraft, which will then crash artistically into the middle of Manchester. Meanwhile, Chelsey will take the Virgin North-east train service to Abergavenny South, change on to the Network South West stopping train to Cambourne and then be taken by taxi to meet William at Weston.
'We're right on target for a fantastic wedding on June 9th.'
Anarchists threaten royal wedding - William Hague is organising it
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