Police to contract out Scene of Crime investigations to Time Team.
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oh no....not feckin Baldrick again?
And all investigations would be completed within three days.
This has got great potential.
At the end of the first day they could announce that what they thought would be a cut and dried case was proving elusive.
On Day Two they draft in a group of grubby but scantily clad female helpers to try and convince us all they aren't sad. In the evening they go to the pub and wonder what surprises tomorrow will bring.
On Day Three in a unexpected twist they come to an astonishing conclusion, the Police arrest Colin Stagg again with the aid of one of the helpers, and they use the last few minutes covering up the evidence.
I'm afraid Tony Robinson won't be available, even at double his £12,000 personal appearance fee.
He's busy marching behind a banner in London demanding that the Rich pay for the credit crunch, then he's got a heavy schedule of accountants meetings before April 1st.
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