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F1 cars to start with a wet coat of paint, to enhance the excitement

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Started 2 years ago by greg various
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greg various

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guy who comes last to be tied to the back of winner's car and dragged round the track on the victory lap.

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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Excellent. Clever, topical, plus I agree with the sentiment. Have some stars. Five in fact. Count 'em.

Posted 2 years ago #
John Wiltshire

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I like Jeremy Clarkson's idea, which is to pay all the drivers £20,000 a year, and then give them a million pounds every time they overtake.
Or (and this is my idea) you could have the pit girls playing beach volleyball, which would take the mind (and eyes) off the tedium of a 68-lap procession.

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bonjonelson

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You don't need the second line at all, but the title is excellent. Five stars. Your best so far.

Posted 2 years ago #
DiY

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FIVE!

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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As a sequel, can we have one in seven new golf balls packed with TNT to make the game entertaining.

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Ironduke

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http://fivestarofficial.com/

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bonjonelson

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Does that mean there are 'unofficial' five star websites? ?

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bonjonelson

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I quite like the idea of pro-celebrity boxing. First round - Mike Tyson vs Brian Cox

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Ironduke

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Retro-Gladiators:

Live from the colliseum, in the red corner, representing the Christians...Terry Christian!

And in the Blue corner, representing the Lions....some Lions!

tune in after the break for the mopping up...

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