WIMP OF THE YEAR
Here’s a chap, can’t keep his left wing views to himself. Voted Labour since Cromwell were a lad (well it saves having to think about it). He is accused of having views similar to members of an organisation synonymous with fascism, extreme forms of racial hatred and pig ignorance. Does the man protest against or even ignore this libel, no. Instead he sidles up to his accuser, rolls on his back, whimpers, and waves his arms and legs in the air while waiting to have his tummy tickled and maybe, if he’s lucky, get a pat on the head.
Wimps of the World we salute you
Oh, hang on, what’s this? A dagger a see before me? No, silly me, it must be Hack’s et tu Brute award. Here you go Hack.