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Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:


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  • Started 3 years ago by ramblesid
  • Latest reply from Zadok the second

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  • A cup o' cold tea
  • Badger
  • Château de Chasselas
  • Cloth cap cretin
  • drunk in a duvet
  • Ecky thump
  • Eee bar gum
  • Eee my name's Rambletwat
  • Eee pass the ferret
  • Eee there's trouble t' mill
  • Fart in a colander
  • He's a character and no mistake!
  • Last of the summer whine
  • Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six
  • Many a mickle makes a muckle
  • marketing puff
  • Miserabled
  • My ass hurts
  • No tags yet
  • off his meds
  • Pie an' chips love?
  • Roll over Beethoven
  • Romalpa clause
  • ROMBWWMAALINTAWWTHMTTAMIILGAPOTH
  • shits
  • strong in the arm and thick in the 'ead
  • Take an open letter Maria
  • They don't know they're born
  • they've all got whippets you know
  • thin skinned northern rant
  • Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs
  • Yer don't get owt fer nowt
  • Yorkshire born and Yorkshire bred
  • You think you were poor?
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  1. ramblesid

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    WIMP OF THE YEAR

    Here’s a chap, can’t keep his left wing views to himself. Voted Labour since Cromwell were a lad (well it saves having to think about it). He is accused of having views similar to members of an organisation synonymous with fascism, extreme forms of racial hatred and pig ignorance. Does the man protest against or even ignore this libel, no. Instead he sidles up to his accuser, rolls on his back, whimpers, and waves his arms and legs in the air while waiting to have his tummy tickled and maybe, if he’s lucky, get a pat on the head.

    Wimps of the World we salute you

    Scroat

    Oh, hang on, what’s this? A dagger a see before me? No, silly me, it must be Hack’s et tu Brute award. Here you go Hack.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. Scroat

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    Whatever

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. Mary Evans

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    Hang on in there Scroat. Thank God you can take a joke. Even if this one is about as funny as dysentery.
    Speaking of which, did you hear the one about the grumpy Yorkshireman....
    Oh, and I've got a few thoughts about a new Twat of the Week nomination.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. rickwestwell

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    Whatever.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. rikkor

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    Have no idea what this is about, but vy. bored as it isn't about me.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. AdrianJ

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    Oh, are we having another spat? How exciting!
    Although, I do wish the protagonists would confine their disputes to a single thread. It’s awfully tedious having to scour hundreds of posts trying to determine what the toffee bollocks people are getting so upset about?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. rickwestwell

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    I'm vy. bored by it, and it probably is about me.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. AdrianJ

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    Aww come on be reasonable Rick. If you protagonists don’t have a clue what’s going on, how are us casual observers and vicious wind up merchants supposed to keep up?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. edward hack

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    I'm pleased just to get a mention although I'm too thick to really understand what's going on.
    Left wing and right wing - which is it or is it both, if so which bit?
    Accusations-opinions-bile-tantrums-claims-curses-put-downs-tempers-hysterics...bugger this for a lark. I'm going to watch the election news
    Oh.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. Alan Sundry

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    Badger.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. Alan Sundry

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    Is it a Yorkshire thing?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. sauce

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    Maybe it's the spring weather and the election: not a good mix.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  13. rickwestwell

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    Hello Brutus! Good to see you, mate. Not sure what rambles is on about either - I think he's saying you can't criticise people on here, unless you're him. And if you do, those people should never be friendly to you ever again. Ever ever ever.

    Actually, I look forward immensely to having a pint with you, Scroat and the crew when I'm in the UK soon, and if anyone should roll on their back and wave their legs in the air, I'll know just what to do.

    Morning Sauce!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. theumpire

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    Scroaty -- nice comeback line -- "Whatever"..

    Having been praised earlier this week by Sid - "Umpire-the one thing you really do well is stupid." - I decided the best response was none at all.

    But I like yours better.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. The All New Jeni B

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    Handbags at dawn. Again?

    Yawn.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. theumpire

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    Not from JB - I don't own one.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. MADJEZ

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    Brute 33, splash it all over 'enry.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  18. sauce

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    Actually, I look forward immensely to having a pint with you, Scroat and the crew when I'm in the UK soon, and if anyone should roll on their back and wave their legs in the air, I'll know just what to do.

    Morning Sauce!

    I never roll on my back these days. This hillside is far too steep. And I'm far too old.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  19. rickwestwell

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    I never roll on my back these days.

    Not even to get your tummy tickled? You expect us to believe that?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. sauce

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    ROFLMAO

    Bugger ...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  21. rickwestwell

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    See? I told you!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  22. RichT

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    facism and racial hatred, fine. But ignoring the little piggies ? Thats just heartless, who will feed them ?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  23. MADJEZ

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    I've got two words to say about this thread SHITE !

    Harry Enfield Yorkshireman sketch.

    Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' on Newsbiscuit drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  24. Des Custard

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    ROMALPA

    Posted 3 years ago #
  25. sauce

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    WTF?

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  26. MADJEZ

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    Industrie Vaasen BV v Romalpa Aluminium Ltd (1976). Don't you lot know anything ?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  27. Alan Sundry

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    Rolling on my back, whimpering, waving my arms and legs in the air while waiting to have my tummy tickled and maybe, if I'm lucky, get a pat on the head.

    ROMBWWMAALINTAWWTHMTTAMIILGAPOTH

    You've got to admit, it's catchy.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  28. The All New Jeni B

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    I think it's going to be the next big acronym.
    And by big, I mean size.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  29. Des Custard

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    I knew you'd get that one Jez. Classic retention of title case.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  30. MADJEZ

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    Thanks, it was buried in the back of my brain somewhere along with Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball company.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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