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Started 2 years ago by rikkor
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rikkor

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I am trying to determine the NB contributor with the real name David Truscott.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/cow-manure-fetish-man-jailed-for-2-years-in-uk-ncxdc-032411

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Erm, don't dogs like rolling in cow manure? ☺

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Not echt German Shepherds.

Posted 2 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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Rolling is reserved for fox and badger manure ... the rest is scoffed ...

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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He obviously doesn't have a girlfriend.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Must be cjhack, then.

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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Great headline!!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article95289.ece

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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Police patted him down because of a suspicious bulge in his trousers. He was singing "Only mooooooo, can make this world seem right...."

Posted 2 years ago #
beau-jolly

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Eh? The Sun headline published 28th Sept 2004. Why the 7 year gap before it gets picked up? And anyway you won't regognise me now without the beard...Doh!

Posted 2 years ago #
Anonymous

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He's really in, err., trouble.

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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So many song titles to choose from...

Twist and Shite...

Doo Doo Ron Ron...

Endless scope...

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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They've got a whole genre - rap music, with a mute 'c'.

Posted 2 years ago #
Anonymous

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Give the guy a break. I mean who, in Cornwall, can honestly say they haven't [*******Censored, Ed.]

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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Hang on a minute here, I'm from Cornwall and I certainly don't need any shit from you!

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