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A spokesman for the estate of creator Roger Hargreaves said this week: "We feel this is great way of bringing the Mr Men experience up to date, as, unfortunately, swearing has become increasingly more common among our young readers.
"In line with this new direction, we have introduced several new characters including Mr Shite, Mr Bastard and Mr Wanker. However I must emphasise that press reports that we were to include a Mr Paedo are in incorrect."
Postman Pat is also to be updated. 'Oh f*** this!' said Pat. 'I can't be ar*ed to deliver all these letters all over the f***ing place - I'll just chuck them in a bin and spend the rest of the day in the pub, like all the other postmen.'
And it's also affected the Teletubbies. 'What the f***'s going on here?' said Tinky Winky. 'It's the s***ing Tubby Custard machine,' said Po. 'Well get the f***ing NooNoo to clear it up!' said LaLa. 'F*** off!' said Tinky Winky. 'I'm going to play with my handbag in the toilets.'
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