The Elephant in the Room has written a column in the Daily Mail, saying he's just as disgusted as everyone else about this blimming political correctness gone mad.
"Don't get me wrong, I'm no racist," said the Elephant, whose parents came to Britain from India forty years ago, "but these African elephants are taking the piss. They're always first in the queue for buns. And they don't forget a thing."
In his column, the Elephant in the Room uses polished phrases and carefully worded insinuations that would suggest he's been writing for British best selling mid market moral panic tabloid all his life. Sources close to the Elephant say he wrote the piece on his own, and there was no reworking of his copy involved at all.
And he pulls no punches when describing the type of person who lives in the woodpile.
"I've got nothing agains them. There's one at work and he's a lovely fella," said The Elephant. "But they do have an effect on house prices. You can't deny that."
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