Nick Knowles has announced that the latest DIY SOS project will be to rebuild Colonel Gaddaffi's bombed house in Libya.
'We got a call from a colonel in Libya,' said the scruffy presenter. 'He said we were western infidel scum who would be hung from meat hooks along the streets of Tripoli for the vultures to peck at for a thousand years. But before that, he wanted us to rebuild his house, which had accidentally been bombed by the west who were in no way trying to kill him.
'Naturally we'll be delighted. All the usual gang will be there - the comedians who pretend they're workmen, the real workmen who never appear on camera, and the girl with the big bits who wiggles them around while doing some drawing. It gets the dads watching, and they can pretend they're interested in the finer points of DIY, whereas in reality they're interested in her finer points.
'We've got a decent sized budget - $100 million, plus an unimaginably painful death if we fail.'
Nick Knowles and DIY SOS team to rebuild Gaddaffi's house
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