Files that have until now not been available for public viewing detailing the first moon landing in July 1969 have revealed that Neil Armstrong's famous quote on stepping onto the moon's surface for the first time was not what was said at all.
Thanks to clever editing from NASA's censorship monitors the words that we have come to know and respect for the last forty years ' thats one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind' were cleverly dubbed over what Armstrong actually said at that crucial historic moment in time which was ' thank fuck we're here, i'm dieing for a tom shit'.
Never have the actions of one very vigilante editor been so vitally important to the intregrity of one Man's most famous need to have a crap.