"Take the Daily Mail", one said. "Two days ago, it was at panic level 5, using phrases like "poison cloud". Yesterday, it had been downgraded to level four with phrases like "radioactive plume". It's too early to be sure, but at this rate, it should be safe to read tabloid papers without wearing a tinfoil hat by the middle of next week."
Nuclear panic subsiding rapidly, experts announced this morning.
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The panic should be inversely proportional to the distance from the plant squared, however this seems not to be the case.
Although the panic now is about half of what it was this time three days ago, so I would imagine that in another three days the panic will have halved again, and so on, until panic levels reach normal background panic.
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