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Started 2 years ago by Ironduke
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Ironduke

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How can this man be satirised? Embellishing his antics seems impossible- 74 years old? 32 women? 13 sex acts? (I don't even know 13 sex acts...in fact you can not only count the number I know on the fingers of one hand, you can actually perform them with the fingers of one hand...).

So...can anyone take on Silvio?

Posted 2 years ago #
mr blue

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"you can actually perform them with the fingers of one hand"
Stars for that.

Posted 2 years ago #
OldThingy

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I'll try.
Though I've got only 9.3/4 fingers (makes decimals hard)
I usually do it twice (19.1/2) so yes... I could take that lying down, revolving chair, in supermarket trolly ...
How many did you say ?
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Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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I think we've found another supermarket cardinal sin...multi-skilled worker announcement- spillage on aisle 9.

Aisle 9 is the household cleaning and pet food section, so you can knock yourself out to Mr Sheen, Kit-e-kat and a picture of a salivating spaniel with a Bonio.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Posted 2 years ago #
The Paper Ostrich

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Like Berlusconi, I'm always willing to have a go.

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22670

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Sex acts four through 13 merely involve repeating sex act three 10 times.

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John Wiltshire

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I thought it included putting your ****** in the ******, *****ing for a while then having a huge ****** while your partner *******s.
Then there's the one where she ******** her ************ while *********ing your ******* and baking it on gas mark 5 until it has risen.

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