The Glasgow and Belfast salon's of Dr Fish had to be closed for several hours yesterday afternoon after violent clashes erupted between Catholics and Protestants and Celtic and Rangers fans.
Arguments erupted over the proposed sharing of tanks containing Garra rufa fish. "there's no way I'm having fish that have nibbled their manky feet going anywhere near mine" said an irate customer. "We want dedicated Garra rufa that are used only for us, and prevent any cross contamination". said one blinkered bigot yesterday afternoon.