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C3PO blames 'car keys' for three hour airport security delay

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allmyownstunts

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Golgo13

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Like it.

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Zadok the second

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Nice. Worthy of expansion?

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Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempts to get through airport security yesterday.

In an emotional interview with Electric Sheep magazine, the most famous gold person since Shirley Eaton explained: “After the first ‘beep’ I thought it must just have been some loose change. But when the large man in the tight suit tried to frisk me and found his hands just sliding all over me, they told me to remove any metal items and walk through again.”

“Well you can imagine. It took 74 of those little plastic buckets to get me through. Everyone was staring at me, furious that I was holding them up. Even Artoo called me a bleeping-beeping bleeper.”

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allmyownstunts

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High-five for Zadok...many thanks, my friend, for a classy piece of expansion. We are a grandmother! No, wait, I meant to say, we are jointly NIBbed!
Now, what to sub-contract next...
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