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Interesting titles for Country and Western songs got any? preferably made up
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"I wouldn't take you to a dog-fight, even if I thought you could win".
"My wife left with my best friend, and I still miss him".
"If you want to keep you beer cold, put next to my wife's heart".
I heard these on the radio some years back; can't remember the author.Posted 9 years ago # -
Real country song by George Strait entitled:
"All my ex's live in Texas"Posted 9 years ago # -
'Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life' and that's a real one.
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"Please somebody shoot me 'cos I can't stand this crap I'm a singin'"
I think a real one is "How can I miss you if you won't go away"
and I'd just like to say to whoever's leaving the tags, I think you're a bag of shit
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Well said, Greg Various.
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Yes, it's pathetic what some people will say when they can be truly anonymous.
Mind you, I didn't find Garry's post here funny, but that's no justification for the quite evil messages of hate on the tags.
Perhaps the tag system should be changed to show who wrote the tags, that should put a stop to this.
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I am just trying to get some people to use their imagination and come up with funny song titles which I will then turn into glorious songs for the kids future.
I am going on a 12 step programme,to help me get quicker to the bar.
I think it is someone that does not have English as a full first language and his real mother tongue slips up.There should be an an (the Panda) before aftershock it is probably describe.I don't think doylem would be this bad.
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Ricky gervais said this title was a real one ' I hate every bone in your body except mine.
PS some funny ones have come out alreadyPosted 9 years ago # -
One of my favourites is, "Take your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye" I thought it was a joke but found John Denver singing it on UTube.
Other goodies are:
You're the reason our kids are so ugly
I'm my own Grampa
You broke my heart, so I broke your legs.Posted 9 years ago # -
"Ewe's making eyes at me (how can I resist)" ?
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Some of the tags are disappearing. Maybe the author has figured out that that they are actually traceable.
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Billy Connolly said his favourite was "My mother drowned at the grotto at Lourdes, because a hunchback pushed her in"
But a genuine vom-inducing one is "Send me the pillow you dream on" ...
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I've always enjoyed Johnny Paycheck's "Take this job and shove it!"
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How about "I love you like my Sister, because that's just who you are".
or "I love you like my Sister, please put on this paper bag".
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Genuine one: I Went to Bed at Two with a Ten and Woke up at Ten with a Two
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