It is being reported that the recent tsunami off the north east coast of Japan was not caused by an earthquake but was, in fact, created by a vengeful group of whales and dolphins.
From his cave, under the pacific, a leading member of the 'Marine mammal defence league', Dick Moby, said that whales and dolphins were striking back against the Japanese who had slaughtered their relatives for many years.
In a spectacular own goal, redolent of the CIA training Al-Qaeda, the cetaceans used tricks taught to them by humans, in water parks, to jump out of the water and splash down on the ocean. If you believe that butterflies flapping their wings in China can cause a tornado in Cleethorpes then you know that this is not entirely improbable.
Rumours of collusion, involving a Greenpeace activist, in a boat, spotted in the general vicinity with a very tempting bucket of fish are so far unconfirmed.