Jeff Crivens
@BigDaddy
Location: Richmond
Bio: The Gordon Ramsey of inventory solutions management!
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We think Jane’s gone into labour. I can’t believe I’m going to be a dad! Stay tuned my tweeps and I’ll keep you posted!
27 hours ago
At the hospital and it’s definitely ON! Taxi driver very good about J’s waters breaking on back seat. God, they went everywhere…
26 hours ago
One hour in and we’ve seen the doctors about the delivery. It’s confirmed, we’re going for a vaginal!
25 hours ago
Two hours in now and Jane’s already 3cm dilated. This is so exciting!
24 hours ago
Every time the midwife goes ‘down there’ I’m cracking her up with ventriloquist gags. That throwing your voice course was so worth it!
23 hours ago
4 centimetres!
23 hours ago
5 centimetres!
22 hours ago
Six hours since we arrived. Still on 5 centimetres. Getting a bit bored to be honest.
19 hours ago
Gotta love a dog that can sing AND dance!! http://bit.ly/hHT73Gf LOL
19 hours ago
5½ centimetres. Progress at last, but the doctor needs to be able to get a hand up there!
18 hours ago
Something to really think about >>>RT @MsKatiePrice Every day young women around the world are getting needless eye infections because of old mascara. Spread the word, raise awareness xxx
17 hours ago
Jane’s in the bed with the stirrups now. Got a big laugh from the midwives with my horse racing commentator impression. Jane was even making a whinnying noise!
12 hours ago
We’re now 18 hours in. My feet are killing me. At least Jane gets to lie down.
10 hours ago
Bloody Twitter fail whale. Just joked to J that I’d seen her body double to lighten the mood.
9 hours ago
Jane’s not talking to me for some reason. Hormonal pregnant women, eh?! Not long now. I hope!!!
9 hours ago
AMAZING NEWS!!! I’ve now completed all the new Angry Birds levels. Take THAT pigs!
6 hours ago
Action stations! We’re at the business end of things now! Can’t seem to get this photo to upload though. Bloody iPhone…
5 hours ago
Well I didn’t know THAT could happen. What a delivery! Told her she should have gone before we came in.
5 hours ago
False alarm. 23 hours now. Tired, bored and hungry. Really fancy a rare roast beef sandwich suddenly. Talk about weird cravings!
4 hours ago
Glad I’ve got my phone for internet access. J just asked me to send a message to everyone. Prepare for communications from my favourite birthing vessel!
25 minutes ago
Oh. Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer? :(
24 minutes ago.
