Tank engine, 'Thomas', pulverises family on level crossing.
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Overweight Controller sought
Asked why he did it, he said "Because I am the little train who could."
He just went off the rails.
Haha great stuff! Sorry guys, I'm very new at this - is this the correct way to submit for one-liner ticker headlines? Happy to try and write it up if people think it has 'legs'. Cheers.
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