I hope and pray that this is a wind-up, but knowing what some of the locals are like, I'm afraid that this is likely to be genuine -
Turned off by Brucie
It is high time the problem of TV presenters was addressed. I am sick of switching on for some light entertainment only to be faced with an exhibition of rampant sensuality. Bruce Forsyth was recently exposed down to the third shirt button! — The Voice Of Reason.
In fact, I can hear this in my gran's voice.