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Norfolk and Luxembourg under threat as US charity funds contraception for uglies

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andhrimnir

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Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Don't know enough about Norfolk, but I can attest that real Luxembourgers are not too tall or good-looking.

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Curbie Firetank

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As one who is Norfolk born and inbred, I can confirm that the county is indeed home to the densest concentration of 'uglies' outside Suffolk. I myself am a grotesque of epic ugliness, that I should be prevented from procreation is a sweet mercy.

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rikkor

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Well Curbie, come to the US. Here, procreation is not a choice, it just happens. If it turns out to be a mistake, no one considers it wrong to burn your house down with your children inside.

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