Camels banned from zoos.
Marlborough renamed "Swindon South".
Lucky Strikes banned from ten-pin bowling alleys.
Embassy No 1 rebadged as Chief Ambassador.
Riesler banned from Newsbiscuit...?
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Camels banned from zoos.
Marlborough renamed "Swindon South".
Lucky Strikes banned from ten-pin bowling alleys.
Embassy No 1 rebadged as Chief Ambassador.
Riesler banned from Newsbiscuit...?
I sit here, working hard and minding my own business and this is the thanks I get.....
Like the Marlborough line though, I'll even give you some stars.
Maybe this could be a plan to solve the rising unemployment problem... give everyone a packet of B&H and a bucket of whitewash.
Last time I asked for 20 No. 6, I got 2 kilos of fried rice.
Have 555 stars ... ooh thats not allowed either.
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