NewsBiscuit : Church of England publish Chav version of New Testament, 'Geezers of Nazareth'

Church of England publish Chav version of New Testament, 'Geezers of Nazareth'

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pinxit

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Posted 5 years ago #
markmypaper

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Brilliant 5 Could be a sitcom. Is there anywhere in Britain where a town sounds like Nazareth?

Posted 5 years ago #
riesler

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my town just sounds like crap.

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Curbie Firetank

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'Emneth' is a village in Norfolk, and would kinda work! But surely Chavs are yesterday's underclass targets of choice!?

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be reasonable

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Bethnal Green sounds a bit like Bethlehem.

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riesler

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Chatham sounds like Tripoli on a Friday.

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beau-jolly

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Love riesler's comment. I was going to say that, on a hot day, Crewe smells a bit like Nazareth.

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Anonymous

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Isiahah came Forth, and errr, Moses came fifth

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pinxit

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What would be today's 'underclass targets of choice' be then, Curbie?

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riesler

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ASDA shoppers?

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FormerlyAlOPecia

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Hobbits.

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