In case you've not heard, it's last orders in the other bar. We've finally lost our fight against the planners and the council has decided to close it down.
Seems they're pulling it down to make way for a drive-thru version of The Onion.
That's it. The end of yet another era. I suggest you get over there now and grab yourself a souvenir beer mat or glass ashtray before the bulldozers move in.
Probably best to leave ASBO asleep. I can't see him coping with being made homeless after all this time. I'm sure it's what he would want.
