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[closed] My ass hurts.


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  • Started 10 years ago by rikkor
  • Latest reply from be reasonable

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  • arrggarry - why bother? you're wasting your time..
  • I love you 2
  • markmypaper wipemyarse
  • My arse hurts (UK edition)
  • My asp hurts - Cleopatra edition
  • My ass hurts (gold edition)
  • narcissistic
  • No.
  • oh good yamashowgarry is back as markmypaper
  • Smash Rusty - 10 across edition
  • u r wasting yours
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  1. rikkor

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    Riesler, I just wanted to use this space to call you a Cnut. You are very nice, and possibly Danish.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  2. Zadok the second

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    I thought this topic was closed?

    Posted 10 years ago #
  3. be reasonable

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    !

    Posted 10 years ago #
  4. bonjonelson

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    Ssshh. It's closed. Stop writing.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  5. Scroat

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    OK Bonjo.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  6. rikkor

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    I typed [closed] myself. See, that's where the high-level humor kicks in.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  7. FormerlyAlOPecia

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    Humour.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  8. markmypaper

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    Good idea.Close your ass,take a breather.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  9. bonjonelson

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    I'm surprised that no-one has asked Rikkor why his ass hurts.

    Do we really care so little about our fellow contributors?

    Rikkor, please explain. We are all worried for you.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  10. rikkor

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    Bonjo, vous etes tres, tres amiable. "My ass hurts" is a non sequitur. It originated with a bunch of work (young-20's) friends who would sit around the cafeteria table at lunch whining about slights at the job and health issues, real and imagined. Someone saying "my ass hurts" would bring us all back to reality. My actual ass is fine.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  11. riesler

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    You have a fine ass? Such modesty.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  12. rikkor

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    Being Irish descent, I actually have no ass. Jeans are not my best look.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  13. FormerlyAlOPecia

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    Actually, if you are of Irish descent you probably have a gigantic ass, in my extensive experience.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  14. bonjonelson

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    Has anyone else noticed a sudden and dramatic increase in quality of submissions here? I'm pleasantly surprised.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  15. rikkor

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    Al, maybe some Irish women are different, but my own mother was an ass-less lass as well. Large, diseased livers, yes. Brazilian beach asses, no.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  16. be reasonable

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    Bonjo,
    you'll be getting told off by that Nelly Doran, with comments like that. But, you're right.

    Posted 10 years ago #
  17. greg various

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    Is it possible to descend from the starting point of being Irish?

    Posted 9 years ago #
  18. markmypaper

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    I've the noticed the sucking up.

    Posted 9 years ago #
  19. markmypaper

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    I've the noticed the sucking up.Rikkor I am going to have a Brazilian next week I have been saving up, I hope she is better than the last one

    Posted 9 years ago #
  20. rikkor

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    Well, in the US, "having a Brazilian" means that your going to have all the naughty bits hair (front and back) removed. Sounds like a lot of work to me.

    Greg, too funny. Send me a picture of your tooth.

    Posted 9 years ago #
  21. markmypaper

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    Will your ass be reopened in the forseeable future

    Posted 9 years ago #
  22. rikkor

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    Mark, you say the sweetest things! No.

    Posted 9 years ago #
  23. FormerlyAlOPecia

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    Rik - you mean my wife, Manuela Escobar, has been lying to me about her ancestry?.....

    Posted 9 years ago #
  24. markmypaper

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    As long as you don't close your mind Mr.Rik,we'd miss that.

    Posted 9 years ago #
  25. beau-jolly

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    I don't get these donkey related comments at all. Can someone explain why you would want a large donkey or know if it is pain? It strikes me that donkey ownership could be a pain in the arse.

    Posted 9 years ago #
  26. markmypaper

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    Looks like it is closed now.

    Posted 9 years ago #
  27. markmypaper

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    Assisistic

    Posted 9 years ago #
  28. ronseal

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    ay, listen Rikkor buddy,

    If it wasn't for us British, you americans would be speaking Arapaho these days

    Posted 9 years ago #
  29. be reasonable

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    Arapaho? Isn't that eminem's girl-friend?

    Posted 9 years ago #
  30. ronseal

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    Have you heard about this hot new Russian rapper:

    Onya Backyurbitch

    Posted 9 years ago #

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