Riesler, I just wanted to use this space to call you a Cnut. You are very nice, and possibly Danish.
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[closed] My ass hurts.
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Posted 10 years ago #
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I thought this topic was closed?
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Ssshh. It's closed. Stop writing.
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OK Bonjo.
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I typed [closed] myself. See, that's where the high-level humor kicks in.
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Humour.
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Good idea.Close your ass,take a breather.
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I'm surprised that no-one has asked Rikkor why his ass hurts.
Do we really care so little about our fellow contributors?
Rikkor, please explain. We are all worried for you.
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Bonjo, vous etes tres, tres amiable. "My ass hurts" is a non sequitur. It originated with a bunch of work (young-20's) friends who would sit around the cafeteria table at lunch whining about slights at the job and health issues, real and imagined. Someone saying "my ass hurts" would bring us all back to reality. My actual ass is fine.
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You have a fine ass? Such modesty.
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Being Irish descent, I actually have no ass. Jeans are not my best look.
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Actually, if you are of Irish descent you probably have a gigantic ass, in my extensive experience.
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Has anyone else noticed a sudden and dramatic increase in quality of submissions here? I'm pleasantly surprised.
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Al, maybe some Irish women are different, but my own mother was an ass-less lass as well. Large, diseased livers, yes. Brazilian beach asses, no.
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Bonjo,
you'll be getting told off by that Nelly Doran, with comments like that. But, you're right.Posted 10 years ago # -
Is it possible to descend from the starting point of being Irish?
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I've the noticed the sucking up.
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I've the noticed the sucking up.Rikkor I am going to have a Brazilian next week I have been saving up, I hope she is better than the last one
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Well, in the US, "having a Brazilian" means that your going to have all the naughty bits hair (front and back) removed. Sounds like a lot of work to me.
Greg, too funny. Send me a picture of your tooth.
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Will your ass be reopened in the forseeable future
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Mark, you say the sweetest things! No.
Posted 9 years ago # -
Rik - you mean my wife, Manuela Escobar, has been lying to me about her ancestry?.....
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As long as you don't close your mind Mr.Rik,we'd miss that.
Posted 9 years ago # -
I don't get these donkey related comments at all. Can someone explain why you would want a large donkey or know if it is pain? It strikes me that donkey ownership could be a pain in the arse.
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Looks like it is closed now.
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Assisistic
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ay, listen Rikkor buddy,
If it wasn't for us British, you americans would be speaking Arapaho these days
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Arapaho? Isn't that eminem's girl-friend?
Posted 9 years ago # -
Have you heard about this hot new Russian rapper:
Onya Backyurbitch
Posted 9 years ago #
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