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   beau-jolly
   

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   http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/3159813.stm
   I just love the gallows humour of hospitals. Having spent a lot of time in the chemo ward with my partner, there are precious few belly laughs to be had.
   My ex-wife once wrote on a social work report "The father presented as a TGB" (Thieving Gypsy Bastard)
   We should work with these guys to maintain the humourous acronym. Any other examples?

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   OllieP
   

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   I was told the larger patients are sometimes designated as being a DTS, danger to shipping.

   But being a Norfolk boy, NFN will always be my favourite. In a previous life as a scientist, I named a fungus NFN which I had mutated to within an inch of its existence. And it still looked more human than some of the residents of places like Stalham, Reedham and South Walsham.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Here's a few from my experience:
   Diagnosis; FIIK. (F*cked if I know.Sometimes seen as NAFC).
   NTSB: Nice tits, small brain.
   STI - Supra-tentorial insufficiency i.e. no brain.
   My favourite - Widdy - 'why isn't s/he dead yet?'
   Oh, and if you see 'IBS' on your notes, it isn't 'irritable bowel syndrome' it's 'inbred shit-head'.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   CF BUNDY - completely f*cked but unfortunately not dead yet.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   What?!! No wonder that the treatment I've had all these years hasn't cured my IBS!

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   be reasonable
   

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   IBS of both varieties is pretty much incurable, but I'm sure your's is the nice but uncomfortable type.
   Another nice one is POST - person of sizeable tonnage.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   markmypaper
   

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   Wasn't an IBS the leader of the Tory party at one time?

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   No, but he caused it in a great many people.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   simonjmr
   

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   PUB - Pissed Up Bastard

   Posted 3 years ago #
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    Not strictly an acronym, but where I work homeopathy patients are called 'mueslis' because they're all fruits, nuts and flakes.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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