Police in Derbyshire are investigating after a lone dog-walker failed to stumble across any bodies in the woods in the early hours of Friday morning. Inspector Mark Brisco told reporters, “The man was very distressed by the incident. He tried all the usual routes and even went off the beaten track into that dark bit where the druggies sometimes go. We’d appreciate any help from members of the public to explain this baffling event”.
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