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Dinner lady says she is not to blame because the 12 year old kept asking for

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Started 2 years ago by yamashow
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yamashow

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secs,

and he had a big nob.

Posted 2 years ago #
OldThingy

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They don't always get enough meat and two veg.

Posted 2 years ago #
yamashow

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I bet she was serving the cabbage.

well you can`t blame the vetting process as that has only just been stopped.
I think she got a long sentence because of her looks.Cute short sentence and the judge and prosecuting council has have her address

Posted 2 years ago #
beau-jolly

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If this refers to the story I read in a rag in the hospital waiting room last week, she was a real ugly munter!
Must be a more amusing angle on this story. Maybe tie in Jamie's school dinners?

Posted 2 years ago #
yamashow

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Yes,she was no katie Price.Thats a good idea about tying up Jamie,nothing springs to mind at the Mo.

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yamashow

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I think some people don`t get this brill joke .When I was a kid you could ask for second helpings which was abbreviated to secs,which sounds like SEX. I threw in a big knob for gratis.Now is it funny?

Posted 2 years ago #
Golgo13

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Like it. And I like the analysis in the previous comment.

Posted 2 years ago #
yamashow

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Cheers Golgo.I was on one of my many trips to Hawaii.And while on a fishing charter a young American kid asked the Japanese girl helping dish out the food can he have secs.
The look on the girls face was brill,then the boy pointed to the food and she nodded yes .Then got her tits out best $30 fishing trip ever.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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I do not have enough alcohol to deal with Garry's submissions tonight.

Posted 2 years ago #
yamashow

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May I suggest pills

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