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Young sperm whale that died on kent beach deemed not to have had enough spunk

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Posted 5 years ago #
OldThingy

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Are we allowed to use words like that on here.
Ok, here we go...
Kent Kent Kent.

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of course you kent.

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OldThingy

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beach, beach, beach

there, now I've said it.

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Stop spouting off.

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blubbermouth

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Falmouth,I'm gonnads krill you

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OldThingy

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You and your big blowhole

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Don't take the hump

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As they say at the end of French films, fin.

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The baleen has gone up.

They thinks its allover.

Any more ?

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The whale to which you refer most probably died of malnutrition and dehydration.
Not a lack of sperm. I don't think that sperm is part of its diet.
Perhaps a fluke that it was Kent. Surely all washed up now.
:-(

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If it was a gay whale sperm might of been part of its diet,unless it was one of those weirdo whales that liked it on their titties or lower back.

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They think it's all Dover?
It's not; I've been to Kent, and there's more to it than Dover.

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handover

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