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Started 2 years ago by be reasonable
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be reasonable

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for taking performance-enhancing rugs.

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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Ooooh, I like this.

British Olympic Market Gardening team banned....for using performance-enhancing trugs.

Your go.

Posted 2 years ago #
greg various

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The laying a carpet up steps team banned for using stair rods

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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You know what, that's a bad pun. It did, however, in all honesty, make me laugh out loud.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Thanks. The thought came to me while toying with the idea of "Caster Semenya accused of taking 'and-a bollock' steroids. I couldn't quite get anabolic/and-a-bollock to fit.

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beau-jolly

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Care Bears' entire team banned for using performance enhancing hugs. Aah!

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Ironduke

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Newsbiscuit 'writers of the month' banned for using performance-enhancing mugs?

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Zen

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Madness recording engineer admits performance enhancing Suggs.

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Ironduke

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Crufts finalist exposed breeding with performance enhancing pugs?

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Iscariot

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Katie Price...

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OldThingy

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Teenager comes first with performance enhancing jugs

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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Prince Charles banned from opening the ceremony after exposure of his performance enhanced lugs?

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OldThingy

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What about a mat with whipped edge and latex back.
Take your time... dont rush...

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Product Placement executives banned for using sales-performance enhancing plugs.

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Ironduke

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Navigation pilots banned for sailing performance enhanced tugs

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Nick McCarr

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Madness banned from concert for using performance enhancing Suggs.

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JohnA

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It made me groan. 3.5*

Posted 1 year ago #
TokyoTomato

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British Olympic hair stylists banned for using performance-enhancing rugs.

Posted 1 year ago #
spoole2112

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Traditional local pubs banned for housing domino and cribbage performance enhancing snugs.

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