Radically sensible atheist group, the British Rational Party, today managed to unite whole segments of the religious community in condemnation of their outrageously well-organised and reasonable march through the streets of Winchester.
“Get some banners you wanks!” screamed one Christian observer, commenting on the Party’s decision not to risk diluting the factual tenor of their message through the false economy of convenient propagandistic concision.
Meanwhile, Roman Catholic Priests denounced the demonstration as “further proof of our society’s descent into secular depravity” before adding “we’re only thinking of the children.” Muslim clerics are already planning their own hysterical response.
Despite being mostly free of conflict, a crescendo of contemplative disapproval was reached when Gillian McKeith lobbed a Tupperware container full of human shit at one participating university professor shortly before being violently subdued by several hundred bored police officers to the polite applause of neutral spectators.
In retort to widespread criticism of the protest, a spokesperson for the BRP brushed off their opposition’s arguments as an “Act of attempting to engage in discourse that merely infers acceptance of the causal rationality that underpins the scientific method, thus negating their standpoint.”