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Death penalty re-introduced for people who say “simples”...

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Started 2 years ago by Doylem
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Doylem

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Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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I HATE f*cking Meerc*nts.

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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Sorry about that, I feel calmer now.

Posted 2 years ago #
John Wiltshire

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Death is too good for them. My idea is to put them in a cage full of hungry meercats until their various dangly bits have been chewed away. Simples!

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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I reserve this kind of violent antipathy for shop-workers who say "there you go" when they hand me my change. Where? Where am I going? Don't hand me my change as if you're doing me a fucking favour! IT'S MY MONEY! (SCREAMS).
Hey, this is good therapy!

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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As for the awful habit of saying 'gunna' instead of 'going to' - AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
'Professor' Brian Cox does it, even the bloody Chancellor does it; why? Does he think it makes him sound like someone young people can identify with? It doesn't, it makes him sound like an uneducated twat. I know he's not uneducated, so why does he have to murder the language like this?
Must go and take my pills - chest pains back again...

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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Don't take your pills.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Thanks scroat, I love you too.

Posted 2 years ago #
ronseal

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Generally speaking, the nastier a company is, the schmaltzier its adverts will be

Have you heard the Northern Rock adverts yet?

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