Ermm... haven't they got the names the wrong way round?
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Ermm... haven't they got the names the wrong way round?
and judging by the looks on their faces, I reckon she's just given his todger a good squeeze.
A £5 coin, yours for £9.99. So THAT'S how banks work...
Here in rural Cumbria we're thrilled about the royal wedding. I plan to spend the 'big day' re-enacting Derrick Bird's famous drive, ending up by shooting myself in a wood or enjoying a pub lunch, depending how the mood takes me...
I plan to be on a plane from Heathrow.
He looks constipated
She looks more like Camilla.
Whose bouffant did William borrow?
the day before my B'day
Is the one on the right Beavis or Butt-head?
I think it's lovely that the powers that be have created a public holiday, so that everyone gets a long weekend for my 40th.
What time do you want us round Jeni, and do we have to bring a bottle?
Well, feel free to pop round any time from the 29th on, I won't be here.
Apparently I've to have a bag packed and be ready to go, I suspect he's kicking me out.
Oh, and definitely bring a bottle, ever since Quaz figured out how to teleport through my ethernet, there hasn't been a full bottle in the house.
A bag packed? I hope we won't be seeing you on "Celebrity Rehab" in six months.
Only if I manage to cram an addiction into my busy schedule.
?be reasonable - just for you;

RED - your job is still safe...
Even now they'll be arguing over which table to put 'embarrassing' Uncle Andy on.
this,that was /is funny
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