Paul Seagrave, Jade Goody visiting fellow for 2011 at the University of East Angular, has come up with the totally unexpected news that a glass of red wine is good for you this week. “This is by no means the last word on the subject”, said Professor Seagrave, at yesterday’s eagerly-awaited press conference. “Our experiments continue, in this most demanding field of research, and preliminary analysis of next week’s data suggests the very opposite, in fact: that a glass of red wine won’t, after all, be good for you. The week after that? Well, we’re re-applying for a research grant from the Napa Valley Vintners, in California, so who can say?”...
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