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Scottish vampires protest about 'Double summer time'

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riesler

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A spokesman said "We're just not morning people. Let's face it, it's hard enough for us to find any virgins up here as it is."

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Doylem

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Hmmm, I like the idea of Scottish vampires for some reason...

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John Wiltshire

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I don't like the idea at all - for me, the idea of Scottish vampires sucks!

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riesler

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maybe that Scottish Widows woman could be one?

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John Wiltshire

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Oh yes, the Scottish Widows woman could suck me... er, if she were a vampire, of course.

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riesler

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Knowing my luck, I'd end up with a Scottish Werewolf - can you imagine the state of it's teeth?

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