A Manchester City footballer has been suspended for failing a drugs test.
Kevin Brains, 24, who runs around the pitch in a fairly random manner, was at a night club when the incident occurred.
A statement from the club, when translated into English, read: 'Mr Brains was with some team mates at Shaggers night club. As usual, he was spit roasting some stupid trollop along with Kevin Dim, when one of his other team mates, Kevin Scouse, came into the room and offered him some drugs. According to Mr Scouse, Mr Brains looked at the white powder offered by Mr Scouse, and said "Great man, I could do with some H". Both Mr Scouse and Mr Dim were horrified that Mr Brains didn't recognise it as crack cocaine, and reported the matter to the manager, who was on the bed with a couple of blond tarts. As a result of this, Mr Brains has been suspended by the club, and will have to undergo rehabilitation until he learns to tell drugs apart.
'Full details of the incident, with lots of made up stuff as well, will appear in The News of the World, as the trollops concerned were all undercover reporters.'
Footballer fails drugs test - can't tell heroin from cocaine
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