Do something not very funny for votes.
Nick Clegg launches 'Brown Nose Day'
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Not something to be sniffed at
'Its very simple,' explained Clegg from a secret location. 'And it gives people hours of endless amusement. What you do is make promises in writing before the election, which you then sign, and then as soon as you get into government, you say Fooled you! And you don't keep your promises at all! Of course everyone thinks it's really funny, and they threaten to hunt you down and kill you slowly and painfully.'
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