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Springwatch to drop animals and concentrate on sexual innuendo

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Started 2 years ago by John Wiltshire
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John Wiltshire

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The BBC today announced that the new series of Springwatch will drop all pretence of being about animals, and will allow Chris Packham and Kate Humble to concentrate on the sexual innuendo they specialise in.
An extract from the first programme shows them in top form:
Chris: Welcome to Springwatch. Today I'll be looking at a pair of Great Tits!
Kate(giggling): Oh thank you, Chris! And I'll be visiting a chicken farm trying to find a cock.
Chris (laughing): No need to go to a farm, Kate! Later we'll go to the Orkneys looking for a Shag.
Kate (giggling): Oooh you are a cheeky great bustard!
Chris (laughing): Well, I don't want to badger you into anything... (continues for an hour).

Posted 2 years ago #
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And now from Scotland, a whole group of dripping wet beavers. 5*

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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Phew! Getting a bit otter in here.

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Sinnick

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Later on, we'll be joining Gordon Buchanan, who's in Jamaica filming brown boobies.
Also, Bill Oddie gives us a detailed account of penduline tits in Hungary - no wonder he twitches !

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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Later on, we'll be looking at some foxes, and in a snow-covered glen on Skye, some blue tits.

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OldThingy

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Titter

absolutely...
or to put it another way...

definately absolutely Titter.
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Anonymous

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Nice also to see the Beavers in such good shape in Scotland

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OldThingy

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Mrs Old thingy says some of this is a bit hard to swallow. Absolutely.

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OldThingy

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For myself, I have may to eat some Humble Pie (absolutely).
Think I better go for a swift one ... before I absolutely get in absolutely too deep. Absolutely.

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