The EU Equalities Commissioner, Gerd van den Bonqueurs, today said that the EU had ruled that everyone must write with both hands.
His statement read: 'Following a 5 year 3 billion euro investigation, we have discovered that people write with either their right or left hands.
'This discriminates against the non-writing hand in a way which will cause it offence and aggrevation. To favour one hand over the other is in clear breach of EU regulations and guidelines, and of course it goes completely against the hands' human rights. Everyone has a clear duty to use both hands equally, and we will appoint a 17-person commission to oversee the implementation of this ruling in each member country.
'We have to put an end to what is the clearest and most disgraceful case of discrimination I have ever seen. Now where's that paki woman with my tea?'
EU rules that people must write with both hands
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The EU Equalities Commissioner, Gerd van den Bonqueurs, today said that the EU had ruled that everyone must write with both hands.Posted 6 years ago #
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